ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

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[onlyhonournow]

... Am I interrupting something?

[bythehorns]

No, uh, not at all, it is, good to see you.

[onlyhonournow]

[peering in]

What's this for, exactly?

[faygoandpie]

Well gogdamn, little brother, this is a righteous motherfucking recuperacoon you got all up in here.

(pokes a fold)

Catching your Zs like motherfucking royalty.

[bythehorns]

Yeah, I didn't think, I would get something, so fancy, when I said, what I needed.

[faygoandpie]

You all up and deserve it, bro!

[glorious]

[...Van shall be the obligatory random human going 'what' at this whole thing.]

...What are you doing?

[bythehorns]

Hello, uh, new human I have not seen before.

I am, getting a recuperacoon, which is, a place to sleep.

[onlyhonournow]

[why you making unhappy faces at my trollbro]

[fledglingchosen]

[Sorry for my long absence. >.< For the moment I'll just assume Colette got out of her initial situation somehow. ^^;;]

O-oh my.

[bythehorns]

Um, hello.

[friendly face?]

[onlyhonournow]

... Are you all right?

[sei_what]

(what is this. she goes looking for a proper secluded alcove to display a sleeve, maybe get a little combing or something in, peoplewatch, and then there's this...what. really.)

(at least it's a kid. She can talk to those without a screen.)

"We come home to earth," she quotes from an old poem you must totally know, subtly indicating the cavey surroundings with her fan. "does the child wish to return / instead, to the home / he remembers as mother?"

She just made a poem about a vagina. Her father would be so proud.

[bythehorns]

You are not entirely sure what this human has just asked of you. "Um," you say, because things you're not sure of always make you nervous. "Do you mean, uh, that you think, I have a mother?"

[onlyhonournow]

Having at some point, in his endless travels of the galaxy, explored and become enamoured with a particular group of islands, Drift tilts his head as he recognises that distinctive poetic beat. Not wanting to startle her, he kneels, moving as slowly as he can...

...and snaps his mouth shut as he finds himself lacking in the appropriate metric for conveying his greetings. What a winner.

[pincerattack]

[there is a loud series of crash-bangs, as if someone has been dropped and is rolling down the cave incline, banging into rocks along the way. if you listen carefully, you can probably hear some snarling that would be threatening if the person doing it didn't sound so young.]

GOG FUCKING DAMNIT WHEN I FIND OUT WHO THREW ME IN HERE I AM GOING TO RAIN DOWN SO MUCH FURY IT'S GOING TO BE A SUPERNOVA OF PURE, INCANDESCENT RAGE BEATDOWN THAT IS NEVER GOING TO END. TIME WILL DILATE UNTIL IT HAS NO MEANING ANYMORE EXCEPT THE PAIN THIS FUCKING GRUBLICKER IS GOING TO EXPERIENCE UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

[the crashing stops outside the cavern! but the tantrum doesn't.]

[bythehorns]

[!!!!!!! I know that fury.]

....Uh....Karkat?

[faygoandpie]

Whoa, what the fuck is up, my brother? Besides being all up and stuck in a motherfucking cave.

[glorious]

[This is an incredibly loud tantrum, though faintly familiar.]

You seem to be in a poor mood.

[wingedjustice]

Not bad.

[bythehorns]

--Oh, uh, hello, and, thank you.

[looking up, }:o]

Are you, uh, from the same place, as Drift?

[flies]

[kickin' it with a hoof]

What's this thing supposed to be anyway?

[bythehorns]

[!!!!! adorable brightly-colored hoofbeast!]

It's, um, for sleeping in.

Also, um, hello, I don't think, I've seen you around here, before.

[ice_and_steel]

[staring at the tub]

Very well, my curiosity has gotten the better of me. Why do you have a vagina model big enough to sleep in?

[bythehorns]

Um, it is, for sleeping in, but I'm sorry, I don't, know what kind of model, that is.