ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

Comments

[glorious]

I see. I suppose the ah, opening is better suited for you...

[bythehorns]

Especially since, my horns will just, get bigger, as I get older.

I mean, uh, if I get older.

[glorious]

If?

[bythehorns]

I guess maybe, it's more likely, now that I'm here, where, I don't think, culling is a thing...?

[glorious]

[Had Van not come from a world where we regularly allow children to die because a rock said so, he would probably be more bothered by the act of culling. Instead, he's disturbed by Tavros' ability to speak about it so cheerfully.]

I highly doubt culling will be an issue here. You don't need to concern yourself with it.

[bythehorns]

I really hope that's, the case, because, that would make this place, even better.

[glorious]

You must like this place a great deal.

[bythehorns]

It is, a whole lot better, than where we were before.

[glorious]

[looking around]

It's hardly perfect yet...it does seem peaceful.