ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

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[sei_what]

The little grey scrublet clearly can't even manage a full tanka. Is that, perhaps, a dew of perspiration which has settled across his brow? Sei is pretty sure that it is, on account of the fact that she herself is on fire and has, as fire does, well and truly burned him.

She smirks.

"The summer kitchen / chars the maids at work inside / how one feels for them!"

"...but how fine the taste of tea / upon the year's hottest day!"

She's being, like, a really colossal jerk here, but...yeah, it feels goooood. This little creature should really try to let some of his pique out once in a while. It would do him a world of good.