ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

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[fledglingchosen]

[Sorry for my long absence. >.< For the moment I'll just assume Colette got out of her initial situation somehow. ^^;;]

O-oh my.

[bythehorns]

Um, hello.

[friendly face?]

[fledglingchosen]

Oh, I'm sorry. I hope I'm not intruding! I was just wandering around for a bit and...

[She gets a better look at Tavros, but she has seen more peculiar-looking Spirits, and those words sounded friendly enough?]

I mean, hello! Nice to meet you!

[bythehorns]

Um, hello, it is, nice to meet you too, I think. At least, you seem nice.

I am, uh, Tavros.

[fledglingchosen]

I'm Colette.

[her eyes wander back to the tub before she can say more]

Do you, uhm, do you know what that thing there is? It looks... interesting.

[bythehorns]

It is, a recuperacoon! It is for trolls, like me, to sleep in.

[fledglingchosen]

That's, uhm...
Is that the usual shape for a troll bed? I-if you don't mind me asking.

[bythehorns]

Well, it is, pretty fancy. The one I had at home, uh, did not have so much, decoration.

[onlyhonournow]

... Are you all right?

[fledglingchosen]

I

[looking up]

...am?

[onlyhonournow]

[getting down on one knee in an attempt to make himself less intimidating]

You sounded like you were in distress.

[fledglingchosen]

No, I was just... surprised?

[onlyhonournow]

[slowly holding out a hand]

That's understandable.

[fledglingchosen]

[this... person? does seem friendly, now that she thinks about it for a second!]

This place seems to be full of surprises.

[motions to somehow shake his hand]

Hi, I'm Colette!

[onlyhonournow]

[she can maybe grab onto one of his fingers]

I'm Drift. I'm glad you're all right.

[fledglingchosen]

[she certainly tries! making friends is important and shaking hands makes for a great first step!]

Yeah, I'm fine, thank you!

[onlyhonournow]

Not all surprises are unwelcome.