ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

Comments

[pincerattack]

[oh fuck no we are not getting into hemospectrum bullshit right now because humans asking about that might start asking awkward questions about where the trolls here rank on that and what if they don't like 'fuck you I choose not identify on the hemospectrum can you not see my gray shirt here' as an answer?]

HOW ABOUT I GO BACK AND MAKE A MEMO IN THE PAST

A MEMO THAT SAYS WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING HEMOSPECTRUM RIGHT NOW SINCE IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH GETTING OUT OF HERE, AND ALSO BECAUSE NONE OF THE FUCKING USELESS MORONS WHO CARES ABOUT IT IS EVEN HERE

CAN WE DO THAT, MAYBE

[bythehorns]

[criiiiiinge]

Okay, um, sorry, I won't, uh, say anything about it, to anyone.

Sorry.

[glorious]

[...Presumably still within hearing range?]

My apologies. I won't be asking about it again.