ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

Comments

[onlyhonournow]

... Am I interrupting something?

[bythehorns]

No, uh, not at all, it is, good to see you.

[onlyhonournow]

[peering in]

What's this for, exactly?

[bythehorns]

It is, a recuperacoon, which is, what trolls sleep in.

[pokes slime; it's gooshy]

Sopor slime, helps us sleep better.

[faygoandpie]

Well gogdamn, little brother, this is a righteous motherfucking recuperacoon you got all up in here.

(pokes a fold)

Catching your Zs like motherfucking royalty.

[onlyhonournow]

[looking around the area... for the culprit, perhaps]

That was kind of them to get together for you.

[bythehorns]

Yeah, I didn't think, I would get something, so fancy, when I said, what I needed.

[bythehorns]

[the dwarves are totally grinning at you. manic little things, the lot of them.]

Yeah, it's a relief, to know that, we'll have them again. The dwarves are, sort of loud? But really nice.

[faygoandpie]

You all up and deserve it, bro!

[bythehorns]

That is, really nice of you, to say.

[onlyhonournow]

[wow they're so happy to see me!! TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS. Kneeling and addressing them]

Thanks for helping him out.

[cavedwellers]

It was some of our best work!!!

[faygoandpie]

[lanky arm around Tavro's shoulders, like bros do!]

Just speaking the truth as my ganderbulbs see it, Tavbro. Look, it motherfucking looks like your horns will be all fitting in there too.

[taps one of his horns]

I know sometimes they're all up in the way but I sure as fuck like how they be framing your face!

[bythehorns]

[I knew it would be a good thing to have these blushing icons]

W-wow, um. Thank you.

I am not sure if, this is the part, where I should compliment you, also, or if it would just, sound fake, since you just said that.

[onlyhonournow]

I can see that.

[glorious]

[...Van shall be the obligatory random human going 'what' at this whole thing.]

...What are you doing?

[cavedwellers]

You should ask us for something too!

We love building stuff!!!

[bythehorns]

Hello, uh, new human I have not seen before.

I am, getting a recuperacoon, which is, a place to sleep.

[faygoandpie]

[we both knew Gamzee would try some SWEET MOVES eventually!]

[paps Tavro's head, kind of comforting-like]

Ain't nothing you ever said sounded fake, little bro! But you don't have to say anything you don't feel like motherfucking saying.

[bythehorns]

Then I will just say, if there's only one other troll, here with me, I'm really happpy, that it's you.

[onlyhonournow]

I think I have everything I need, unless you're able to provide me with some information.

[onlyhonournow]

[why you making unhappy faces at my trollbro]

[cavedwellers]

[is it possible to look manic and disappointed at the same time? they're trying!]

What kind of information??

[glorious]

[s t a r e]

It's certainly an interesting place to rest.

I apologize; my name is Van Grants. And you would be...?

[onlyhonournow]

About a missing item.