ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

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[sei_what]

"Such a sweet thing you are. Humans use water. But I suppose some commoners do bathe in slime. Ponds and such. What a distasteful thing that must be."

But she stands up and reaches out to ruffle up his hair and give him a tonk-tonk on a horn, which seems to delight her immensely.

"Thank you, Tavros. It's fortunate neither of us need to use the pond, isn't it?" She makes a sly, smirking grimace and flutters her fan goodbye. "I look forward to seeing you again."