bythehorns: (nOT YAY)
Tavros Nitram ([personal profile] bythehorns) wrote in [community profile] crankycave2012-01-22 10:55 am

ITP: inappropriate orifices

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))
onlyhonournow: (fearless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-01-22 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[wow they're so happy to see me!! TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS. Kneeling and addressing them]

Thanks for helping him out.
cavedwellers: (fuk dwarves)

[personal profile] cavedwellers 2012-01-22 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It was some of our best work!!!
cavedwellers: (fuk dwarves)

[personal profile] cavedwellers 2012-01-22 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You should ask us for something too!

We love building stuff!!!
onlyhonournow: (fathomless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-01-22 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I have everything I need, unless you're able to provide me with some information.
cavedwellers: (fuk dwarves)

[personal profile] cavedwellers 2012-01-22 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[is it possible to look manic and disappointed at the same time? they're trying!]

What kind of information??
onlyhonournow: (doubtless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-01-22 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
About a missing item.
cavedwellers: (fuk dwarves)

[personal profile] cavedwellers 2012-01-22 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Mayyyyybe.......
onlyhonournow: (ceaseless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-01-22 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe? What's that mean, exactly?

[... think zen thoughts think zen thoughts]
cavedwellers: (fuk dwarves)

[personal profile] cavedwellers 2012-01-22 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well we won't know until you tell us what you want!!
onlyhonournow: (cheerless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-01-22 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'm looking for a sword.
cavedwellers: (fuk dwarves)

[personal profile] cavedwellers 2012-01-22 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
We're really good at swords!! We could make you a fabulous sword!!
onlyhonournow: (humourless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-01-22 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want you to make me one--I'm looking for one.
onlyhonournow: (priceless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-01-22 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
... Sorry, that was rude. Thank you for the offer, but it's not necessary.
cavedwellers: (fuk dwarves)

[personal profile] cavedwellers 2012-01-22 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
We could still do it!! Fuck, it would be the most badass sword you ever fucking saw!!!
onlyhonournow: (sightless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-01-22 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Again, thank you, but I'll have to decline.
cavedwellers: (fuk dwarves)

[personal profile] cavedwellers 2012-01-23 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
We'll make a sword so amazing you'll shit yourself!! You'l see!!!