ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

Comments

[faygoandpie]

Whoa, what the fuck is up, my brother? Besides being all up and stuck in a motherfucking cave.

[pincerattack]

[of course, Gamzee would be here, too. it's not like he could get, say, Kanaya. Or even Terezi. Someone capable of basic logical reasoning so that he doesn't have to do EVERYTHING BY HIMSELF.]

I think that's pretty much all that is up, unless you have something to suggest.

[...eyetwitch]

[faygoandpie]

[motherfucking best friend is here, gogdamn miracles all over the place]

Tavbro has a sweet as fuck new recuperacoon, have you set your ocular bulbs on it?

[pincerattack]

[you really can't keep yelling at your best friend like this, even if he's not going to come up with a plan. it's not his fault, after all. who even knows whose fault it is! well, unless you guys can't get out of here, in which case it's your fault.]

Uh... it's a recuperacoon, I guess? It's kind of a weird color, though.

[faygoandpie]

bro, you need to be all opening your think pan up to the miracle that is this motherfucking recuperacoon.

[pincerattack]

[THE THINGS YOU DO FOR YOUR FRIEND.]

It's very nice. I am sorry I did not properly appreciate the fanciness of Tavros's new recuperacoon.

[...twiiitch.]