Tavros Nitram (
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crankycave2012-01-22 10:55 am
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ITP: inappropriate orifices
[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]
Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....
((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))
Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....
((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))
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I LITERALLY CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING I WOULD LESS LIKE TO SHOVE DOWN MY PROTEIN CHUTE AT THIS VERY MOMENT
[at this point, Karkat just appears to be a very tired, cranky, overstressed little troll. D: ]
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whoa there, motherfucker, ain't no one gonna shove anything down your protein chute. You need to be all taking a nap though 'cause bro, I think your head is going to pop right the fuck off if you don't calm the fuck down.
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I slept for a whole hour a couple of days ago! I don't need a fucking nap, I need to be the leader.
[he tries to growl, but it really sounds kind of pathetic.]
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[paps head, shooshes, and pulls him in a limp armed hug]
Shush your mouth, little bro, you're the motherfucking leader even when you're asleep. No worries, I'll make sure no one does anything while you close your lookstubs and catch all them motherfucking fluffbeasts.
[pets head]
I bet Tavbro will let you use his special motherfucking recuperacoon.
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[quietly, against Gamzee's shoulder] There are no fluffbeasts, they're horrorterrors. And I don't like the color of his stupid recuperacoon.
[now you're just WHINING, Karkat. are you sure you're two whole sweeps old?]
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Well little bro, it's a good thing you're going to be asleep! That color's not going to be bothering you in a sec.
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OR JOHN HUMAN EGBERT? Also being your moirail is not exctly a frolic through the ground flora with docile hoofbeasts, either!]Doesn't Tavros get a say? It's his recuperacoon!
[scraping the bottom of the metal storage drum for excuses now, Karkat.]
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WHY ARE YOU ENABLING HIM
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So I think, it might be best, if you tried to rest, a little?
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BECAUSE IF KANAYA IS HERE THEN THERE IS NO ONE LEFT BEHIND I CAN AT ALL TRUST TO LEAD ANYONE OUT OF A PAPER BAG.
[oh hey it's the eyetwitch you mentioned, right on schedule]
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[now that you ask I am unsure of myself, of course. what if I just haven't found her? oh dear.]
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[...still surly about getting put in the recuperacoon, though. what are you, his lusus? he doesn't even need a nap, gog.]
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