ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

Comments

[bythehorns]

I don't mind, if, you need, to use it, until they make, another one for you.

[pincerattack]

ARGH

WHY ARE YOU ENABLING HIM

[bythehorns]

Mostly, because, you're doing the thing, where you're twitching, under one eye, and whenever you do that, Kanaya makes worried faces.

So I think, it might be best, if you tried to rest, a little?

[pincerattack]

--KANAYA. PLEASE TELL ME KANAYA IS NOT HERE.

BECAUSE IF KANAYA IS HERE THEN THERE IS NO ONE LEFT BEHIND I CAN AT ALL TRUST TO LEAD ANYONE OUT OF A PAPER BAG.

[oh hey it's the eyetwitch you mentioned, right on schedule]

[bythehorns]

I don't think so, at least, I have not seen here, since Gamzee and I got here....

[now that you ask I am unsure of myself, of course. what if I just haven't found her? oh dear.]

[pincerattack]

GOOD.

[...still surly about getting put in the recuperacoon, though. what are you, his lusus? he doesn't even need a nap, gog.]

[bythehorns]

Um, sorry, for trying, to help, and not being very good at it, I guess.