ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

Comments

[flies]

Then Pinkie would be fine. It's not like she ever uses her 'brain pan' or whatever anyway.

[bythehorns]

...That is, uh, what people say about my friend, who eats slime pies, also...

[flies]

What's your friend like?

[bythehorns]

He's, uh, really nice, but he's also, sort of, more relaxed, than most trolls, are supposed to be.

[flies]

More relaxed, huh? Pinkie's never relaxed.

Do you guys like pranks?

[bythehorns]

....Um, why, do you ask?

[flies]

This place is boring. It needs some livening up, don't you think?

[bythehorns]

Mostly, uh, I am really happy, with how much, it isn't awful here.

[flies]

Pranks not your thing, huh? Uh, okay. We don't have to have any, if you want.

[bythehorns]

It's just that, nobody here, has tried to kill me, or make me feel bad, and that's, a big change, from back home, so I like it, a lot better.

[flies]

That...doesn't sound very nice at all.

[bythehorns]

[shakes head]

And here, the worst thing, that has happened, is, that my recuperacoon, looks like, human intimate parts.

Which is, still pretty embarrassing.

[flies]

[...baaaaaacking away from the recuperacoon then.]

Heh heh, yeah. That's...That's not a very funny prank either.

[bythehorns]

But it is, a lot better, than having somebody, throw you off a cliff, when you cannot fly!

Though I guess, that was not a prank, so much as, I think, she was mad at me, for not being stronger.