ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

Comments

[glorious]

[because right now he looks as though he's being birthed in a pretty horrific fashion]

[and I'm fairly certain that isn't something one should be doing in public]

[onlyhonournow]

Forgive me, but perhaps you've wandered into the wrong place.

[glorious]

It does seem to be that way.

I apologize. I'm still uncertain as to where I am and...what this all is.

[onlyhonournow]

[making to kneel so he's no longer looming over Van]

We all are.

[glorious]

[It is appreciated.]

I suppose I should take comfort in the fact that we're all in this together then, whatever 'this' may be.

[onlyhonournow]

... Yes. Companionship in any form is a great comfort.

[glorious]

I'm glad we agree.

My name is Van Grants. Forgive me for not introducing myself sooner. [would hold his hand out, but Drift seems to be a bit large for that.]

[onlyhonournow]

[holding out his hand anyway, you can totes shake a finger]

...Drift. My apologies for being so... cautious.

[glorious]

[that will do]

We're all lost in a strange place. It's understandable for you to be wary.

[onlyhonournow]

My apologies regardless. It's never appropriate for one to act so cold to a stranger.

[glorious]

Then I accept your apology.

Have you been here long?

[onlyhonournow]

Comparatively, not long at all.

[glorious]

I see. Everyone seems to have arrived recently. Though I fear we'll be here for a long while yet.

[onlyhonournow]

You sound like you're speaking from experience.

[glorious]

It's mere intuition, nothing more.

[onlyhonournow]

Then it is only that I fear you may be right.

[glorious]

There isn't much to be done about it either way. It would be best to assume we'll be here for the long term and act accordingly.