[there is a loud series of crash-bangs, as if someone has been dropped and is rolling down the cave incline, banging into rocks along the way. if you listen carefully, you can probably hear some snarling that would be threatening if the person doing it didn't sound so young.]

GOG FUCKING DAMNIT WHEN I FIND OUT WHO THREW ME IN HERE I AM GOING TO RAIN DOWN SO MUCH FURY IT'S GOING TO BE A SUPERNOVA OF PURE, INCANDESCENT RAGE BEATDOWN THAT IS NEVER GOING TO END. TIME WILL DILATE UNTIL IT HAS NO MEANING ANYMORE EXCEPT THE PAIN THIS FUCKING GRUBLICKER IS GOING TO EXPERIENCE UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

[the crashing stops outside the cavern! but the tantrum doesn't.]