ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

Comments

[faygoandpie]

[quick squeeze, then lets go]

Well, good, bro. You're pretty motherfucking special so you should be all feeling that way.

[bythehorns]

[all the blushing. all of it.]

I want you know that, you are also, pretty special, to me.

[faygoandpie]

[pokes his cheek]

Sheee-it, ittle bro, how the fuck are you so gogdamn adorable? Makes my pump biscuit fill the fuck up with pity.

[bythehorns]

Oh. Wow. I.

Wow.

[faygoandpie]

Yep, bro. Motherfucking wow.

[bythehorns]

I guess, I always, sort of wondered, about that, after, that one time, when we were talking, but, I wasn't sure if you remembered, or if it was just, a thing you said, because of the pie.

[faygoandpie]

There are some motherfucking things you just don't up and forget, little bro.

[bythehorns]

That is, good to hear, because, I would be sad, if you didn't remember it.

[Rufio would want me to have courage right now. Right? fffff.]

I think, maybe, actually, I think definitely, I pity you, too.

[faygoandpie]

[!!!!!!]

Motherfucking bro, that is just fucking awesome. I would throw down some slam poetry about it except my think pan has all up and frozen on me.

[iiiinches closer]

I think I'm the happiest motherfucking all up in this cave though.

[bythehorns]

Yeah, um, I know, what you mean. I think, I'd like to, do more of this, if that's okay.

[Gamzee: receive awkward hug!]

[faygoandpie]

[b-b-baw]

[hugs back]

You can do this all the fuck you want, little bro.

[bythehorns]

[making some snorty wuffling noises into your shoulder for a little bit]

We should, um, probably get a new recuperacroon, for you, too, right?