ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

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[pincerattack]

[H-hair. On the face. Oh gog, that thought is legitimately disgusting. Wouldn't it get caught in your teeth? Maybe humans don't make out with each other. That might explain some of the more bizarre things about them. Still, ugh. He can't help but shudder at the thought. Though maybe if he holds it close to his blood pumper and thinks about it whenever the subject of humans comes up, JOHN HUMAN MOTHERFUCKING EGBERT won't be an-- nope, doesn't work. GOGDAMNIT.]

...ew.

[bythehorns]

Not, uh, his entire face, I mean, just sort of, a few patches.

But it was, pretty weird.