[BE THE AIMLESS DOUCHEBAG.]

[pincerattack]

[You've been wandering for awhile! The Plains of Spite are indeed full of spite, in that you keep tripping in holes in the ground and almost landing right on your face. It's a good place to wander around, though, and to practice with your sickles a little. ...possibly also to yell at the sky because you hate everything, but then the big animal somebody said is called an alot of crankiness had made a weird noise right back in your face and gone back to chewing on grass.

Anybody out on the plains probably sees you standing there! Your sickles are not captchalogued because that alot looks really sketchy and you might need them on short notice, but you're not actively practicing right now.]

Comments

[ice_and_steel]

Doesn't your throat get tired or sore with all that yelling?

[cavedwellers]

GGRRRRRRNNNNGT.

[onlyhonournow]

[gosh, you sure are tripping a lot. Do you need a hand? A giant robot hand?]

Are you all right?

[bythehorns]

[new thread after Karkat's Sweet Ride^TM? It sure looks that way.]

Wow, uh, I didn't know, you could ride, like that.

[prankster_gambit]

[Karkat is riding a huge beast. It looks like something Indiana Jones would do, if he had access to an alot!

Your boyfriend's MANGRIT levels are off the charts!

You float alongside him.]

Wow, Karkat, you've made a friend!