[BE THE AIMLESS DOUCHEBAG.]

[pincerattack]

[You've been wandering for awhile! The Plains of Spite are indeed full of spite, in that you keep tripping in holes in the ground and almost landing right on your face. It's a good place to wander around, though, and to practice with your sickles a little. ...possibly also to yell at the sky because you hate everything, but then the big animal somebody said is called an alot of crankiness had made a weird noise right back in your face and gone back to chewing on grass.

Anybody out on the plains probably sees you standing there! Your sickles are not captchalogued because that alot looks really sketchy and you might need them on short notice, but you're not actively practicing right now.]

Comments

[bythehorns]

That is, really cool, Karkat.

[you pet the alotbeast. then you try communing with it!]

He seems, to like you, too.

[pincerattack]

Of course he does, we understand each other's misery.

It took awhile, though, and there was a strife involved.

[bythehorns]

Well, it doesn't look like, either of you, got hurt, too bad, which, I am glad to see.

What, uh, are you miserable about?

[pincerattack]

What am I NOT miserable about all the time? LET'S BE HONEST.

[bythehorns]

Uh, we could try, focusing on how, nobody has tried to kill us, in a long time? Or maybe, the fact that, you have both your red quadrants, pretty well set, and that's pretty good.

Or, um, if those, don't work, I can try, to think of something else...

[pincerattack]

Hmph. I guess. UNTIL SOMETHING INEVITABLY HAPPENS, BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE HAS IT IN FOR ME.

[bythehorns]

Well, if it does, which, I can't say, that it doesn't, because, how would I know, but even if it does, then at least, it's not paying close attention, right now?

[pincerattack]

[you almost say GOOD JOB NOW YOU'VE SUMMONED IT, but Tavros would probably take you literally and he'll get upset and no, let's not do that today.]

I basically don't understand how a troll can be so full of baby barkbeasts and rainbows. I mean, I'm the second-worst troll ever at hating people, and at least I hate me. And that stupid ninja whatever thing who keeps calling me a monster, fuck that guy.

[insert zing: you did!]