[BE THE AIMLESS DOUCHEBAG.]

[pincerattack]

[You've been wandering for awhile! The Plains of Spite are indeed full of spite, in that you keep tripping in holes in the ground and almost landing right on your face. It's a good place to wander around, though, and to practice with your sickles a little. ...possibly also to yell at the sky because you hate everything, but then the big animal somebody said is called an alot of crankiness had made a weird noise right back in your face and gone back to chewing on grass.

Anybody out on the plains probably sees you standing there! Your sickles are not captchalogued because that alot looks really sketchy and you might need them on short notice, but you're not actively practicing right now.]

Comments

[bythehorns]

It is kind of, one of Karkat's powers, I think, being able, to yell at things, more than, you ever thought possible.

[pincerattack]

I'M PRETTY SURE MY RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE IS NOT SOME SHITTY MAGIC POWER.

[bythehorns]

Uh, I am, pretty sure, the alotbeast, is not a machine....

[pincerattack]

NO, THE MACHINE IS THE UNIVERSE. I'M NOT PISSED OFF AT THE ALOTBEAST ANYMORE.

[bythehorns]

Oh. Uh, sometimes, I am, a little slow, on metaphors, sorry.

[pincerattack]

OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

STOP THAT.

[bythehorns]

Sorry!

[pincerattack]

[okay, time to stop yelling, this is backfiring]

Argh, just... stop getting yourself down all the time. It's like you think you're me.

[bythehorns]

But, I actually, think you're pretty smart, and, a good leader, so....

[pincerattack]

I am totally not looking for an auspistice with myself. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

THE HATE IS TO THAT LEVEL, THOUGH.

[bythehorns]

...Uh, well, I guess, if that is how you feel, then, there is nothing, I can do about it, but, if I could help, I would, so, I want you to know that.

[pincerattack]

Uh... thanks?

[it's kind of confusing not to be either shooshed into oblivion or subjected to human nonsense when you start talking like this! fuck yeah, you haven't gotten to rage out on yourself in awhile.]

[ice_and_steel]

I'm not sure if that's an awesome power or not.

Hi, Tavros.

[bythehorns]

I think it is, pretty impressive.

Um, hello.

[ice_and_steel]

It is impressive, yes.

How are you?

[bythehorns]

I am, pretty good, these days, I think.

[ice_and_steel]

Good. I'm glad.

Have you found anything around here where we could learn more about...where we are? I'm wondering what there is to do here, besides run around in caves or on plains. Mostly I wonder if there's magic in this place like there is where I come from. I'd be interested in finding more magicite.