[BE THE AIMLESS DOUCHEBAG.]

[pincerattack]

[You've been wandering for awhile! The Plains of Spite are indeed full of spite, in that you keep tripping in holes in the ground and almost landing right on your face. It's a good place to wander around, though, and to practice with your sickles a little. ...possibly also to yell at the sky because you hate everything, but then the big animal somebody said is called an alot of crankiness had made a weird noise right back in your face and gone back to chewing on grass.

Anybody out on the plains probably sees you standing there! Your sickles are not captchalogued because that alot looks really sketchy and you might need them on short notice, but you're not actively practicing right now.]

Comments

[onlyhonournow]

[.......chin scritches?]

[cavedwellers]

GNN GNN RRRRNNN!

[whoa there mister this is a first date]

[onlyhonournow]

[shrinking back, concerned]

Oh. I'm... sorry?

[cavedwellers]

NNRRRRRRR.

[alot of smugness]

[onlyhonournow]

Um.

Are you hungry?

[cavedwellers]

RRRRGNNNNNNN.

[ |X ]

[onlyhonournow]

[... backing up slowly ;;]

I apologise for disturbing you.

[BOWING. yep.]

[cavedwellers]

Grn.

[sittin' on haunches, yup]

[onlyhonournow]

[.........steps back some more still facing the alotbeast because what if it charges]

I'll go.

[cavedwellers]

Grrrnnnnnnr.

[???]

[onlyhonournow]

Is that okay?

[cavedwellers]

Nrrnrrrrr.

[onlyhonournow]

[...stands there awkwardly, not really making eye contact]

[cavedwellers]

[grazes]

[onlyhonournow]

[...o...ok I guess I can sit my ass down and just admire you from here]

[cavedwellers]

nrrn nrrn nrrn nrrrn~