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CrankyCave NPCs ([personal profile] cavedwellers) wrote in [community profile] crankycave2012-02-13 07:07 pm

OMG VD!

[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.

Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]
prankster_gambit: (hi)

[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-14 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[your cheeks feel kind of hot. You push your bangs off your face and grin at Tav]

Yeah, it's a Valentine's Day party! It's when you give presents to the people you like. You know, you likelike.

[you grin kind of ruefully]

Or you do what I do and just eat a lot of candy.
bythehorns: (bECAUSE I'M CUTE?)

[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-14 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Likelike, meaning, people you have, romantic feelings for? I guess, flushed romance, in particular, since, all the decorations, are hearts....

Is, um, the candy, very good? I wasn't, so sure, about getting some, for myself.

[.////.]
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-14 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jeeezzzz. You tug on the collar of your hoodie. And gosh, Tavros sure is cute. Those are some big horns!]

Yeah, it's pretty good! Wanna try?

[you offer some to him.]
bythehorns: (hAPPY ENDINGS?)

[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-14 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, um, that's, very nice of you.

[you take candy from John's hand - his soft pink fascinatingly human hand - and then think to offer your cup]

You can, take some of, my fizzy drink, if you want...
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-14 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[you mean take the cup but somehow your fingers curled around his. His are longer than yours, ending in really neat yellow fingernails and his skin feels different from yours and-

Wait, wait, wait. With something that feels kind of like regret, you stop touching his hand to actually take the cup, sipping from it kind of nervously. It tickles as it goes down and you kind of giggle.]

Uhm, thanks!

bythehorns: (nICE TO BE HERE)

[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-14 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You are, uh, welcome.

[he has a really nice smile, doesn't he? It's not a troll-like smile at all, his teeth flat instead of pointy, and he looks like he doesn't mean anything nasty by it at all. And his mouth is so pink! It's kind of shocking.

you realize you're staring. you pop some candy in your mouth and crunch on it as if that will remind you to stop.]
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-14 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[you watch him chew for a bit before you reach out and touch his chin.]

Have you ever accidentally bit your lips? I mean, your teeth are pretty sharp.

[you realize you're kind of touching his bottom lip and that sure doesn't seem right! You can feel your cheeks heat up and you pull away.]

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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-14 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[you lick your lips sort of nervously and -- were you trying to see if you could taste him there? oh. oh dear]

A, a couple of times, but, um, not all that much, so uh, it's not, that bad, and I think, trolls are sort of, supposed to not mind, little things that hurt, like that. Since, uh, we have, kinds of romance, that involve, getting pretty violent, with each other...
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-14 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[a little fizzle of heat curled in your stomach when he licked his lips and gosh, you don't know what's going on but you lick your lips too.]

Yeah, uhm, Karkat wanted me to do the hate-y romance but I don't think I can do that. Jeez, it sure is hot in this cave, huh?

[you tip your head back and down the rest of the drink and it doesn't really seem to help at all. Instead you just feel even hotter and you peel the hood part if your godtier costume up over your head and off.]

Oh, I drank all of your lemonade. I'm sorry!
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-14 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally, um, I don't think, it sounds that great anyway, so, I don't blame you, for not wanting to, and also, I am not sure, about heat, but I definitely feel like, something odd, is going on here, and also, you look very soft.
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-14 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, soft? Ouch. Through the haze of whatever, embarrassment trickles through.]

Oh, yeah, haha. My dad made me eat a lot of cake when I was younger so. Yeah. But don't be fooled, my MANGRIT is pretty exceptional!
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-14 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[is that a human sex thing? is he telling you about his human parts? you are really not sure if you're ready for that.]

I don't know, anything about that, really, but I sort of, I think I'm, um, possibly, about to do something rude, and I'm sorry,

[and you are sorry, with a little nervous part of the back of your thinkpan, but not sorry enough to stop yourself from reaching out to touch his face with careful, careful fingertips]

but this is, sort of nice, so I hope, you're not too mad...
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-14 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[your eyes grow huge and you chew on your bottom lip.]

N-no, I'm not mad at all! I mean, I kind of touched your lips, that's way more...intimidate...I guess.
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-14 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, here you were, asking me, if I ever, bit my lips, by accident, but um, you are, doing it, on purpose....

[and you can't look away from his mouth, oh]
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-15 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He's looking at your mouth. You reach up and rub your lips.]

Yeah, haha. Whoops.
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-15 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, um, I'm probably, making you, really uncomfortable, and, that's not what I want to be doing, at all, what I want to be doing, is, um, remembering when I should, stop talking, instead of saying things, that will make this worse....
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-15 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
What, no!

[you put your hands on his shoulders and rub gently.]

You're not making anything worse, dude. I'm not feeling uncomfortable at all!

[you smile reassuringly.]

No worries, okay?
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-15 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
O-okay, that is, good to hear, and, this feels nice, so, thank you, for that.

[and then your hands can't leave well enough alone and you're touching his mouth, oops]

You have, a really nice smile.
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-15 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! Most people don't think so.

[you say the words around his fingers and, well. Gosh. You sure don't mind how that feels! Your hands slid up his neck so that you're cupping his face.]
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-15 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that is, silly, of most people, I think, because, seeing you smile, makes me feel good, and sort of fluttery, or maybe, it's the touching, but, anyway, I like it.
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-15 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, haha. I feel a little fluttery too! Do...you want me to stop touching you? I'll stop!

[you really don't want to stop, you kind of want to do a lot of touching! But if Tavros wants you to stop, you totally will!]
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-15 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
No, I think, I want, the opposite of that, actually...

[and you sort of lean into his hand, nuzzling, like how purrbeasts do, so you can show him that you mean it.]
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-15 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Okay.

[You curl your fingers against his skin, thumb rubbing against his cheekbone.]

Tavros I don't know what's going on but I would kind of really like to k-kiss you.

[you stumble over the word, holy crap. Nicolas Cage would be so ashamed.]
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-15 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
((aw, bb, St. Nic ain't judgin'. He was young once, before he became so ruggedly handsome!))

Wow, I, um, I think, I think that, I would like it, if you did that....

[you try putting your hands on his waist, so you won't get in each other's way too much, and you shuffle a little closer.]
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-15 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, it's go time! You guys are doing it. You're making it happen!

And by 'it' you mean kissing.

You curl your arms around his shoulders and lean forward, pressing your mouth against his softly.]

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