OMG VD!

[cavedwellers]

[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.

Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]

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[bythehorns]

[today is apparently the day when you get all the experience! wow. you are pretty sure that's John's tongue and he wants to put it in your mouth and also with the way you feel right now you are pretty sure you wouldn't dream of stopping him.

you even get super extra bold and try meeting his tongue with yours as you open your mouth. wow.]

[prankster_gambit]

You moan and then flushed because that was kind of an embarrassing sound! You open your mouth wider and cup Tavros' jaw, even though you're not sure what angel would be best for this. Your free hand slides up to one of his horns and you scratch along the underside experimentally.]

[bythehorns]

[oh gosh oh wow kissing and a hornjob at the same time this is the best day and you are now making a little whimpering sound into John's mouth that makes you blush so, so hard.]

[prankster_gambit]

[oh. You pull your mouth away from his, panting slightly.]

Do you...is that good?

[Your voice is raspy and you curl your fingers around his horn and they don't even meet it's so thick. You stroke your hand up and down.]

Do you like that?

[bythehorns]

Wow, um, yes, I do, a lot, more than I thought I would, even, I mean, I had touched them, myself, of course, but it's, a lot more intense, when you do it, instead.

[you are leaning into his hand and trying to push through his grip to get him closer to the base, where the really sensitive bits are]

[prankster_gambit]

[you wonder then if this is like having three cocks buuuut you quickly decide that's probably not the best question to ask right now. Tavros is tilting his head and kind of guiding your hand and you move it closer to the base, squeezing harder.]

Is this where you like it the most?

{....oh my gosh you sound like a porno star.]

[bythehorns]

Y-yeah, in the red, where they still have, the velvet, that's, um, the most sensitive part, and it feels like, really, I am sort of, overwhelmed, with how good this is....

[prankster_gambit]

The red?

[You work two hands over one horn so that you can reach all the way around it, gripping hard. You realize you're kind of humping against Tavros' thigh and you sure hope that's not offensive or anything.]

[bythehorns]

[you make noises that translate roughly to nnnnnnnfffnnnnngh and shiver with the pleasure of it, putting your hands on John's waist and just sort of petting him helplessly. he doesn't have horns! what are you supposed to do instead?]

[prankster_gambit]

[you pant against his cheek before pressing a kiss on the curve of it.]

If you, I mean, if you want to, no pressure or anything but...

[you tap your hip meaningfully against his thigh, hoping he gets the message because you really don't want to have to ask him to touch your dick.]

[bythehorns]

[you look down at that nudge and for a second you're just a little confused and then you realize he must want you to touch his bulge and you would have thought that would make you uncomfortable, but you are extra brave today and you press your hand over the crotch of his jeans and rub, a little bit]

Um, like this...?

[prankster_gambit]

[You whimper, a high pitched, embarrassing sound.]

Y-yeah, uh, just a bit, a bit harder.

[You reach over and grip his other horn too because gosh, if you're going to ask him to touch your dick, you might as well try your best to make him feel good too!]

[bythehorns]

Okay, um, I will, do my best....

[and you do, even though it is really distracting what he's doing with your horns. but you liked the sound he made when you touched him the first time! so you press a little harder and try to trace the length of it through his jeans. you can only feel the primary bulge with his pants on, but that's the most sensitive one anyway, so you think it should be all right.]

[prankster_gambit]

[you bite your lip, determined to hold the embarrassing sounds you making in but that doesn't work so you press your mouth against Tavros' again, pressing whimpers and moans against his lips.]

D'you have, I mean, trolls, they have...penises or something, right? Do you want me to....?

[you hesitantly slide one hand down his chest, resting it low on his abdomen.]

[bythehorns]

U-um, I have, it's sort of weird, because of, my accident, and I don't, really know, how it works, because I hadn't tried it out, until just now, but, I have, it looks like, a robo-bulge....

[you are so sure this is going to be too weird.]

[prankster_gambit]

Wow, really?

[Suddenly this is a thing you really want to see. This is a thing you have to see? A Robo-bulge? WOW.

You finger the button of his jeans.]

That is so cool.

[bythehorns]

John, you are, I think, the best human, that I have ever heard of. :<

[you let him see. you're actually kind of fascinated yourself, because this is New Territory! the sheath is partially dilated, enough for the primary bulge to start emerging, and wow, that's lifelike. it squirms a little, sliding out further, and your breath goes a little shaky because you can feel that.]

[prankster_gambit]

Oh, wow.

[you curl your fingers around its base and it curls itself around your wrist and, and wow. You are kind of holding hands with Tavros' dick, bulge, robotic thing!]

[bythehorns]

Yes, um, I think, oh wow, is definitely, how I feel, about this, also.

[all that stimulation is making the sheath dilate further because yes wow that is great, so now the smaller fronds -- gosh Equius put a lot of work into the details -- are also extending, exploring John's fingers, and you make some very embarrassing noises but you don't think you can help it.]

[prankster_gambit]

[You completely abandon his horns to kneel down and inspect this because gosh, Tavros is so cool. You use one hand to pull up and down on the biggest bulge thing and let the other play with the smaller ones, brushing fingers over the tips of them and grinning as they wrap around you.]

[bythehorns]

Oh, um, wow, that is, so good, I just, wow....

[your hands are on his shoulders because you need something to hold onto, and you're trying to be gentle with your claws but you're kneading his shoulders because that's driving you crazy and he looks so happy to be doing it and your thinkpan is just buzzing with good things right now.]

[prankster_gambit]

[You can feel his claws start to dig into your skin a bit and even that feels good! You lean in closer and one of the little tendril things kind of reach toward your face and, well, you're not sure how you feel about that. You glance up at Tavros.]

Do, uh, trolls do blowjobs?

[As soon as the question is out, your face heats up so quick it's actually kind of painful.]

[bythehorns]

U-um, I do not, have any experience, to speak of, but, it is kind of, an intense thing, for trolls, to do, since, our teeth are, so sharp....

[but you're looking at him and you have been looking at his mouth and you know his teeth aren't sharp like that and his face is really close to your parts and oh.]

If you, w-wanted, to try, though, I think, it would probably, be amazing.

[prankster_gambit]

[welp it sure looked like Tavros' tentabulge thing wanted it! The smaller frond tentacles are curling against your face and pressing against your mouth. You carefully move them aside before opening your mouth to the larger middle one, letting it slide against your tongue.

It tastes...not bad. You gently close your lips around it and suck.]

[bythehorns]

[you are purring helplessly now, squeezing John's shoulders and watching him and everything is just, just kind of amazing right now: you have a bulge and John has put his mouth on it and your fronds are petting his face just like they're real and you sort of a little bit think this is the best. ever.]