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CrankyCave NPCs ([personal profile] cavedwellers) wrote in [community profile] crankycave2012-02-13 07:07 pm

OMG VD!

[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.

Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-15 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, um, I think, oh wow, is definitely, how I feel, about this, also.

[all that stimulation is making the sheath dilate further because yes wow that is great, so now the smaller fronds -- gosh Equius put a lot of work into the details -- are also extending, exploring John's fingers, and you make some very embarrassing noises but you don't think you can help it.]
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-15 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[You completely abandon his horns to kneel down and inspect this because gosh, Tavros is so cool. You use one hand to pull up and down on the biggest bulge thing and let the other play with the smaller ones, brushing fingers over the tips of them and grinning as they wrap around you.]
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-15 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, um, wow, that is, so good, I just, wow....

[your hands are on his shoulders because you need something to hold onto, and you're trying to be gentle with your claws but you're kneading his shoulders because that's driving you crazy and he looks so happy to be doing it and your thinkpan is just buzzing with good things right now.]
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-16 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[You can feel his claws start to dig into your skin a bit and even that feels good! You lean in closer and one of the little tendril things kind of reach toward your face and, well, you're not sure how you feel about that. You glance up at Tavros.]

Do, uh, trolls do blowjobs?

[As soon as the question is out, your face heats up so quick it's actually kind of painful.]
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-16 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
U-um, I do not, have any experience, to speak of, but, it is kind of, an intense thing, for trolls, to do, since, our teeth are, so sharp....

[but you're looking at him and you have been looking at his mouth and you know his teeth aren't sharp like that and his face is really close to your parts and oh.]

If you, w-wanted, to try, though, I think, it would probably, be amazing.
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-16 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[welp it sure looked like Tavros' tentabulge thing wanted it! The smaller frond tentacles are curling against your face and pressing against your mouth. You carefully move them aside before opening your mouth to the larger middle one, letting it slide against your tongue.

It tastes...not bad. You gently close your lips around it and suck.]
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-16 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[you are purring helplessly now, squeezing John's shoulders and watching him and everything is just, just kind of amazing right now: you have a bulge and John has put his mouth on it and your fronds are petting his face just like they're real and you sort of a little bit think this is the best. ever.]
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-16 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[you close your eyes as the fronds drift a little to close to them. Gosh, you never thought you would like, you know, sucking on someones dick so much! But the fullness of your mouth, the heaviness on your tongue, they're pretty satisfying!

So much so that you have to reach a hand down the front of your pants, thankful they're enough like PJs that they stretch.]
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-16 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[everything is beautiful and nothing hurts, and you don't even know how you're holding all of this good feeling, and then you see him reaching down for his bulge, and that doesn't seem fair at all.]

Um, do you, want me, to, do that, for you, I mean, I guess, we'd have to, move, but, I would, if, you want....
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-17 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[You pull your mouth off of him, cheeks hollowing, before grinning.]

Okay! Come down here.
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-17 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, um, here I go...

[and you do, squirming down, reaching to pull his pants down enough that you can see, and...]

Oh, um, that is...

Is that, um, normal, for, a human bulge?
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-17 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! It is pretty awesome for a human bulge! I mean, penis. Especially for my age!

[you have no idea if this is true or not - it's not like you've seen a lot of dicks or anything - but you want to impress him! But well, compared to his, you guess it's pretty boring. It can't even give mini-hugs or anything!]
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-17 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, uh, I will, do my best, to treat it, that way.

[you reach out to touch it, because he was sure enthusiastic about yours and you would hate to disappoint him when he's so nice. the skin feels so soft under your fingertips, and you trace a slow line from root to tip.]
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-17 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[You bite your lip as you watch his fingers move over you. You're pretty sure you should feel a little afraid, because his claws are sharp and they're on some very sensitive skin, but instead you kind of find that exciting!

....oh right, he still has a bulge to tend to! You reach back for it,though you keep your eyes on where he is touching you.]
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-17 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
mmmn!

[for a second there you falter when he takes hold of your bulge again, because wow, distracting, but you don't want to let him down! you are making a lot of progress on troll-human understanding right now you're pretty sure. so you try wrapping your hand around his bulge, er, penis, and you stroke it a little bit to see how that goes.]
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[personal profile] prankster_gambit 2012-02-23 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[you make a high whining sound deep in your throat and rest your forehead against his shoulder, hands squeezing against his bulge, watching his hand curling around your dick. His skin feels different from yours, rougher, and that definitely pings some awesome feelings!]
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-23 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[this is pretty much the most amazing thing you've ever felt, and you're pretty sure he likes it, too, which makes it even better. you nuzzle his hair and this rumbly little purr bubbles up in your throat without you even meaning to do it, and you stroke him a little more confidently]