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crankycave2012-02-13 07:07 pm
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OMG VD!
[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.
Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]
Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]
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[and you do, squirming down, reaching to pull his pants down enough that you can see, and...]
Oh, um, that is...
Is that, um, normal, for, a human bulge?
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[you have no idea if this is true or not - it's not like you've seen a lot of dicks or anything - but you want to impress him! But well, compared to his, you guess it's pretty boring. It can't even give mini-hugs or anything!]
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[you reach out to touch it, because he was sure enthusiastic about yours and you would hate to disappoint him when he's so nice. the skin feels so soft under your fingertips, and you trace a slow line from root to tip.]
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....oh right, he still has a bulge to tend to! You reach back for it,though you keep your eyes on where he is touching you.]
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[for a second there you falter when he takes hold of your bulge again, because wow, distracting, but you don't want to let him down! you are making a lot of progress on troll-human understanding right now you're pretty sure. so you try wrapping your hand around his bulge, er, penis, and you stroke it a little bit to see how that goes.]
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