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crankycave2012-02-13 07:07 pm
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OMG VD!
[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.
Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]
Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]
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[going for a glass of punch, but trying not to get too close to the candy buckets]
((will tag with anyone, will probs be awkward all over))
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[peering into cup of fizzy pink stuff]
Probably, they would not, give us things, that were bad to drink, would they?
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... If they wanted to get rid of us, I don't think this is the way they'd go about it.
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[will sip this drink then. gosh that's a lot of sweet.]
And um, yes, trolls have, four kinds of romance, but I think, the hearts kind, that is, flushed romance, is possibly, the nicest one....
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Ah. It sounds like you're speaking from experience.
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I noticed.
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[leans toward, which probably means there is a CLANG of horns on metal about here]
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I'm glad you're both enjoying yourselves.
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I, um, hope you're also, having a good time, being here....
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[attempts to tastefully place herself between Tavros and a bucket, but lacking any kind of social graces whatsoever, it ends up being pretty awkward]
Hi, Tavros.
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[we can have an awkward-off, if you want. the competition is pretty fierce around here!]
Hello, um, Celes.
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It can be very nice, yes. There was a lot of emphasis on flowers and chocolate, as I recall. Not so much with the pink lemonade.
I can maybe try to scare up some candy that hasn't been in a bucket for you, if you'd like.
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...Um, are you, okay? Only, you seem to be, sort of fidgeting.
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[jeez. doing nice things is surprisingly hard.]
[looking around surreptitiously for non-bucketed candy, except that subtlety is not so much a thing]
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Trolls would not, want to display themselves, like that, either, which is, partly, because it is rude, but also, I think, partly, because it means that, your soft parts, are exposed, and a lot of things, on Alternia, are pretty dangerous....
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[spies a bag of candy tucked away on a table, probably intended to refill the buckets] Hey, there's some non-bucket candy. [points]
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You are, so very nice, to help me, like this.
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[Troll culture probably considers it inappropriate to ruffle his hair. And also it would probably be undignified, at least to him. So she pats him awkwardly on the shoulder unstead.]
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balance, balance is important, especially when your horns are sort of too big, and you flail a little bit trying to get yours back]
Um, that is, probably, a good idea.
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