OMG VD!

[cavedwellers]

[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.

Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]

Comments

[ice_and_steel]

[okay this is more comfortable. and now there can be more petting of horns! texture is so nice. there are benefits to enhanced senses, and this is totally one of them. it seems to call for soft purring noises.]

[bythehorns]

[you are squirming and purring and doing your best impersonation of a puddle, sprawled in Celes' lap and making bliss face. wow.]

[ice_and_steel]

[that looks like it feels pretty amazing. you wish you had something like that. although it would probably be really inconvenient in a fight.]

[makes a contented noise and traces little spirals around the horns]

[bythehorns]

[you are purring and shivering and enjoying this really a lot, and then your bulge starts to stir, because it just feels that good, and--

wait.

your what?]

Um. I think, er, this just, uh, I feel sort of weird.

[ice_and_steel]

[oh no I did something wrong]

[lifts hands away from his horns carefully]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. ....Did I hurt you?

[bythehorns]

U-um, no, you didn't, hurt me, it feels, really nice, it's just, u-um.

[so awkward so awkward]

Things are, um, happening, down there [gestures vaguely], and it feels, um, surprising.

[ice_and_steel]

[oh my goodness well yup that is super awkward]

oh. well. I don't have much experience with this either.

...surprising in a good way?

[bythehorns]

Yes, um, it is good, it's just that, since my accident, um, and especially, since having everything down there, replaced with, robotics, I didn't think, I could, do this kind, of thing.

[ice_and_steel]

[wow that is super advanced, Cid would--well. If Cid were alive he would be beside himself with glee and also wanting to take the robotics apart to see how they work. So maybe it's just as well he's not]

That's...a really impressive set of robotics.

[okay, no, asking about the details is *definitely not cool* in any culture ever so don't even go there.]

[goes back to fuzzling his hair instead]

[bythehorns]

Y-yes, I didn't, realize, you could get them, to do this, but, I guess probably, he learned a lot, when he was making, a body, for one of, our other friends....

[ice_and_steel]

A whole body? Wow. Our most advanced technology was nowhere near that. We basically had giant robot suits.

[mentioning the death lasers equipped on them--or the fact that we drained magical beings to do it--would probably just upset him.]

[bythehorns]

He used to, make robots, for fighting practice, and then, he made one, for my friend Aradia, after, um, somebody else, that we know, um, killed her, so, that way, her soul, could be in the robot, and not, just a ghost.

[ice_and_steel]

[do not comment on the apparent violence of his homeworld.]

[puts an arm around him and hugs gently] That was very nice of him.

[bythehorns]

Yeah, he can be, sort of scary, and I think, he makes everyone, uncomfortable, sometimes, but also, he made Aradia's body, and my legs, even though, we are...a thing that Karkat says, I can't talk about, so, he has a nice side, also.

[ice_and_steel]

It's good when people do nice things.

...Even if, sometimes, they do them for the wrong reasons.