OMG VD!

[cavedwellers]

[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.

Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]

Comments

[onlyhonournow]

I think my definition of it is a little strange, even by the standards of my own kind. ... but I won't apologise, Tavros, for something like that. I choose to respect you.

[bythehorns]

Okay, well, I can, accept that, and, thank you.

[onlyhonournow]

... There's certainly no equivalent to what you may call "pale," but please believe me when I say that I am genuine.

[bythehorns]

I do, believe you, and, I'm sorry, for getting, confused, about, how you actually feel.

[onlyhonournow]

Don't be sorry.

[careful headpat with pinky finger]

[bythehorns]

Okay, um, I will, do my best.