[H-hair. On the face. Oh gog, that thought is legitimately disgusting. Wouldn't it get caught in your teeth? Maybe humans don't make out with each other. That might explain some of the more bizarre things about them. Still, ugh. He can't help but shudder at the thought. Though maybe if he holds it close to his blood pumper and thinks about it whenever the subject of humans comes up, JOHN HUMAN MOTHERFUCKING EGBERT won't be an-- nope, doesn't work. GOGDAMNIT.]

...ew.