She is the worst teammate in all the universes and when I next find the sweaty, off-putting creep I am going to show him a whole new dimension of terror for not letting us have Nepeta for our team instead. ...from a distance. So he doesn't sweat on me.

[okay, Karkat, time to be the leader! even if you are almost as bad at having feelings as you are at not having feelings.]

Is anyone else here? What's the situation?