We're not in the Kasugayama Bomb Shelter anymore, Dorothy.

[positively]

Oh, my-- it sure is dark in here, isn't it? It's a good thing I've got a flashlight.

Is anybody else lost down here? Stay where you are and call out, and I'll come to you with the light. I've learned my lesson about letting people run into cave walls in the dark!

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[positively]

[woah, somebody is calling her sis, could it be-- nope, doesn't sound like any of them, but she was pretty startled for a minute!]

Good! Once we've got everybody we can get out of here, to... somewhere that is not a cave!

[faygoandpie]

That plan's fresh as motherfucking fuck, chica. This cave motherfucking nice and all but my thinkpan's glitching on just how the fuck I got all up in here.

[positively]

[you kids and your slang, making Maya feel old and not hip!]

Yeah, I'm not sure how we got here, either. But at least your friend is here!

[faygoandpie]

Fuck yeah. Friendship is a motherfucking miracle.

[zones out for a bit, comes to with a blink]

Ain't never seen a human all up close and fucking personal before, chica!

[positively]

It is!

Oh, like I was telling Tavros, I hear that a lot! I haven't met that many trolls, either, and the ones I've seen look pretty different!

[faygoandpie]

Fuck yeah, everybody's different, each one a little motherfucking miracle all up in himself. What's your name, sister?

[positively]

My name's Maya! Pleased to meet you!

[faygoandpie]

[lazy, lazy grin]

Hey Maya, it's sweet as fuck to meet you!

[positively]

What do you say we quest our way out of this cave and show it who's in charge?

[faygoandpie]

Gogdamn, sis, you are just full the fuck up with good ideas.

[positively]

[and out comes one of the adorable pink guns-- just one, though, because a girl's got to have a free hand to hold up the flashlight-- and points at the ceiling]

You hear that, cave? You're not going to win.

[faygoandpie]

Haha, fuck, you're all up in some wicked shit, sis, and I am digging the fuck out of it!

[positively]

That's me, Maya Amano, ace reporter and queen of whoop-ass!

[faygoandpie]

[makes a bowing motion]

whoa, shit, hail to the motherfucking queen!