We're not in the Kasugayama Bomb Shelter anymore, Dorothy.

[positively]

Oh, my-- it sure is dark in here, isn't it? It's a good thing I've got a flashlight.

Is anybody else lost down here? Stay where you are and call out, and I'll come to you with the light. I've learned my lesson about letting people run into cave walls in the dark!

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[faygoandpie]

[lazy, lazy grin]

Hey Maya, it's sweet as fuck to meet you!

[positively]

What do you say we quest our way out of this cave and show it who's in charge?

[faygoandpie]

Gogdamn, sis, you are just full the fuck up with good ideas.

[positively]

[and out comes one of the adorable pink guns-- just one, though, because a girl's got to have a free hand to hold up the flashlight-- and points at the ceiling]

You hear that, cave? You're not going to win.

[faygoandpie]

Haha, fuck, you're all up in some wicked shit, sis, and I am digging the fuck out of it!

[positively]

That's me, Maya Amano, ace reporter and queen of whoop-ass!

[faygoandpie]

[makes a bowing motion]

whoa, shit, hail to the motherfucking queen!