cavedwellers: (generic location icon!)
CrankyCave NPCs ([personal profile] cavedwellers) wrote in [community profile] crankycave2016-09-25 10:48 am

TREASURE

You are so, so sure there's treasure in the cave. Just a little bit further on than your light reaches. Juuuuust a little further.

No, further.

Go on.

This is completely safe.
oppositeofpeople: (Eiji)

[personal profile] oppositeofpeople 2016-09-25 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[treasure, huh. well, okay! there IS something pretty important that he's looking for.

climbing over the rocks and inching a little further into the dark]
galaxyhearts: (Ankh sulking)

[personal profile] galaxyhearts 2016-09-25 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ice pops. The sign outside this damn cave said there were ice pops in here, but so far he's found nothing but rocks. Damp rocks. Even perched high up on a slippery ledge isn't helping him see better.]

Tch!
oppositeofpeople: (Eiji)

[personal profile] oppositeofpeople 2016-09-25 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[he stumbles on an especially slippery rock and stops and—was that the sound of somebody else in here?]

...Hello? Is someone there?
galaxyhearts: (Ankh surprised)

[personal profile] galaxyhearts 2016-09-25 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[His head whips around, eyes wide. It sounded like...]

Eiji?
oppositeofpeople: (Eiji)

[personal profile] oppositeofpeople 2016-09-25 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[wait wait WHAT]

—Ankh?
galaxyhearts: (Ankh surprised)

[personal profile] galaxyhearts 2016-09-25 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[He jumps from his high perch, gravel crunching under his feet.

He stands and stares for a long moment, barely breathing.

Eiji.

He nods.]
oppositeofpeople: (Eiji)

[personal profile] oppositeofpeople 2016-09-25 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[this. this was not the way he expected to encounter Ankh again. for a minute he's just staring, as if he could be mistaken in the dim light, as if this could be anything other than what it looks like, as if—

and then the realization actually hits him, that Ankh is here, and he lunges for a hug without another thought]
galaxyhearts: (Ankh smiling for real)

[personal profile] galaxyhearts 2016-09-25 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[His body jolts and stiffens as Eiji barrels into him. This is a thing he'll never get used to. But... it's good. He can feel Eiji's warmth, and his energy, and he feels... good.

So he allows it to happen. For a while.]
oppositeofpeople: (Eiji)

[personal profile] oppositeofpeople 2016-09-25 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[someday he'll do this and Ankh will hug him back! he has faith. someday it'll happen. but for now even this is great: they're together and they're not fighting and Ankh... is.

he doesn't let go but he mumbles into Ankh's shoulder]

How did this—how did you get here?

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rightbrainiac: (Default)

[personal profile] rightbrainiac 2016-09-27 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[what if there's a red light like someone is using a laser to look around your general area

i mean that's because someone is using a laser to look around. a snail laser. snail laser night vision goggles.]
oppositeofpeople: (Eiji)

[personal profile] oppositeofpeople 2016-09-27 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[what if chasing the laser that's what you do with lasers right]
rightbrainiac: (Default)

[personal profile] rightbrainiac 2016-09-27 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[whoops there's a person at the other end of this laser, do you see him in time?]
oppositeofpeople: (Eiji)

[personal profile] oppositeofpeople 2016-09-27 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[this is a weird way to get to a treasure but okay he's going for it, he's]

—Oh no—

[not seeing you in time]
rightbrainiac: (definitely compelling)

[personal profile] rightbrainiac 2016-09-27 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[oof okay he doesn't have enough mass not to get knocked over, this wikipedia is definitely hitting the ground. weirdly, he doesn't seem upset by this.]

Are you some kind of wildlife? Mythological creature? Oh, are you a cave-dwelling bandit?
oppositeofpeople: (Eiji)

[personal profile] oppositeofpeople 2016-09-27 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
What? No! I'm definitely not a bandit! Are you okay? That was an accident! I'm so sorry.

[can he help you up, because he's definitely going to try]
rightbrainiac: (definitely compelling)

[personal profile] rightbrainiac 2016-09-27 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
So does that make you part of the local fauna, or a mythological creature?

[tbh he doesn't seem to notice or care that he got knocked over! he will let you help him up, though he is definitely more interested in looking through the goggles at you.]
oppositeofpeople: (Eiji)

[personal profile] oppositeofpeople 2016-09-27 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think so! Not either of those things. I'm just exploring. Are you looking for treasure too?

[peering at you awkwardly, from one angle and then another, as if he could see past the goggles if he tried]

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rightbrainiac: (definitely compelling)

[personal profile] rightbrainiac 2016-09-25 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so looking for things hidden deep underground is generally a bad idea! Lots of terrible things lurk under there, like Gaia Memories. And dinosaurs. And murder holes that lead all the way to the center of the earth. And--

--and please, there's no way he's not looking around here. If he researches the composition of the stalactites, he can determine the age and type of cave. Which should tell him whether this lead is worth the dozens of text messages he will inevitably have when he's back within phone reception.

Wait, when did he lose reception in the first place? He definitely had it a minute ago.

Well, whatever, poking at the stalactites exactly like people are not supposed to do, because SCIENCE.]
Edited 2016-09-25 19:30 (UTC)
galaxyhearts: (Shoutarou WHY ME)

[personal profile] galaxyhearts 2016-09-25 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[When Philip doesn't answer his call for the third time, Shoutarou sighs loudly. It'd be one thing if Philip had told him he'd be going out, but to come back home to find the office and the garage empty with no trace or note or word has left him worried for his partner's safety. It's probably fine. Probably nothing. Probably not a Dopant or some evil family member Philip didn't know about or... or the Earth trying to claim him again.

He swallows hard.

Then goes out to find him, sending the Bat Shot ahead to search.]
rightbrainiac: (wikipedia hole)

[personal profile] rightbrainiac 2016-09-25 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait, what's that? Oh, good, it's just the Bat Shot, which he doesn't remember bringing but could definitely use right now. He grabs it out of the air and turns on the flash-- since he doesn't really remember how he got here, he doesn't know why he didn't think to bring a flashlight in the first place.

Oh, that looks like basalt! Maybe this cave is a lava tube, which would mean that it's probably too recent for any dinosaurs to have ever been here. Shoutarou will appreciate that fact. There might still be a Gaia Memory, though. Better be careful.]
galaxyhearts: (Shoutarou STUNNED)

[personal profile] galaxyhearts 2016-09-25 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[His heart leaps into his throat when the Bat Shot catches Philip--or Philip catches it--in what looks like a cave. So he's alive, still here, still safe... for the moment. He rushes over as quickly as he can, wondering what could have gotten into Philip's head this time. Briefly, he pauses to read the sign outside the cave... treasure? He heaves a breath and goes in after his partner.]

Oi, Philip! What are you doing here? Don't just trust handwritten signs telling you there's treasure inside!
rightbrainiac: (unsure if fascinating)

[personal profile] rightbrainiac 2016-09-25 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, there's Shoutarou. That must be how Bat Shot got here, then. What's that about a sign? He doesn't remember any sign.]

What sign? I have no need for treasure, and if I did I could just look up where it was. I don't actually remember leaving the office, but I was distracted by the volcanic formations after I got here.
Edited (typos whoops) 2016-09-25 20:30 (UTC)
galaxyhearts: (Shoutarou STUNNED)

[personal profile] galaxyhearts 2016-09-25 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[His brow furrows. Philip doesn't remember how he got here? That's distressing...]

You didn't run into any shady characters today, did you? No one came into the office while I was out getting us more coffee and typewriter paper?
rightbrainiac: (article does not exist)

[personal profile] rightbrainiac 2016-09-25 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no one came to the office. I was rewiring the toaster and then I... wound up here? I must have left the office or I wouldn't be here, but I don't think I left the office.

[This is... really distressing all of a sudden! He does not like gaps in his memory or getting kidnapped or both, for obvious reasons!]
galaxyhearts: (Shoutarou STUNNED)

[personal profile] galaxyhearts 2016-09-27 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Rewiring the toaster... why is he even surprised? That the toaster was perfectly good at its job, and now it's---it's--]

Philip, could you have built a teleporter out of the toaster?

[It's the least frightening reason for the sudden disappearance he can think of...]

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