OMG VD!

[cavedwellers]

[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.

Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]

Comments

[lifestudies]

Mother grub? Are you some kind of insect?

[pincerattack]

...OH MY GOG.

I HAD HONESTLY GIVEN YOU HUMANS THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT WHERE CLEARLY I SHOULD HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING, EVER. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE? THE SENSORY APPARATUS ON TOP OF MY HEAD? THE FACT THAT MY PROTEIN CHUTE AND WINDTUBE ARE CHITINOUS, WHICH QUITE FRANKLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN APPARENT WITH HOW FAR YOUR TONGUE WAS IN THERE? THE FACT THAT I HAVE SCARS WHERE MY GRUB LEGS FELL OFF WHEN I PUPATED? LO, I AM IN THE PRESENCE OF A MASTER OF OBSERVATION HERE.

[lifestudies]

Ah, is that what those rough patches are!

[tugging your shirt up to get a look, okay]

You're the first insect-type person I've encountered. Is it a bloodline limit?

[pincerattack]

[giving him the side-eye for taking liberties like that, but you're not actually pushing him away. yet.]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES BLOOD HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? IN FACT, YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BLOOD AND ALL BLOOD RELATED THINGS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BEFORE I FLY OFF THE FUCKING HANDLE SO HARD AND SO FAR THAT THE HANDLE AND I SHALL NEVER MEET AGAIN.

[lifestudies]

[you are sort of amazing, you know. it's tempting to start tossing random words at you to see which ones make you explode like that.]

Does that mean you don't want me to answer the question?