OMG VD!

[cavedwellers]

[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.

Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]

Comments

[sei_what]

Okay. So.

It's not like anyone who gives a damn is here, is it? This place is...a different sort of place, where people do different sorts of things. People bathe unwittingly in giant vaginas. It's that sort of place.

Also, it is spring.

Sort of.

...okay so it's spring in her nagabakama at least and she just figures hell with it, she plucks the fattest juiciest-looking orange out of the bowl in both hands and makes her absolute best Significant Eyebrows at the fine metal gentleman over it.

AND THEN SHE JUST BITES RIGHT INTO THAT MOTHERFUCKER, PEEL AND ALL

juice runs down her arms, up her sleeves, SHE IS A GODDAMNED BARBARIAN AND GIVES NO FUCKS

A BARBARIAN WITH NEEDS

please please let him get the hint, she thinks, or she'll have to wash all these robes herself and still not get any

[onlyhonournow]

[swiftly retrieves a napkin from the table, leans in and daintily dabs her face with it.]





[that's what you wanted, right? well, he's continuing to dab, anyway. trying to, as unobtrusively as possible, with his giant fingers, make sure her sleeves are clean.]

[sei_what]

Sei's tiny hands flap and fuss about, but she lets herself be dabbed and attended to and oh wow that sure did go over about as well as a fart in a sutra, didn't it?

Goodness he's strong--she can feel that even in his small gestures. And so gentle. And well-mannered. And really really big. Nnnnngh. So this is the sort of place where armor can talk and move and do human things, apparently. That works. She could seriously go for some human things right about now.

Also, her makeup's ruined. Her face probably looks like blotchy pottery and her lips are all over her cheeks for sure. Fuck it.

LEAF IN THE RIVER / YOUR COURSE CANNOT BE YOUR OWN / OH SHIT NOW IT'S ON

"Nevermind the sleeves," she says, leaning forward to all but drape herself against Drift's hand. She's good at this sort of thing, and her robes fall open just enough to allow the warmth of her side, with her thin kosode a mere plausible deniability, to slide across its metal surface.

"the seasons have altered," she purrs, "one must put on something new."

[onlyhonournow]

[scooping Sei up gently, and holding her up level to his face with a wry smile]

I'm just going to go ahead and admit that I don't really understand poetry. But we can probably get you a change of clothes.