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crankycave2012-02-13 07:07 pm
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OMG VD!
[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.
Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]
Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]
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[she nips at his shoulder and shifts a little more and then bites a little harder than she actually meant to when that turns out to be really awesome. and--oh, like that--]
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[faster, and harder, and the way she moves when he toys with that nipple is very rewarding, so twisting it a bit harder]
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[some bizarre combination of shy request and the familiar ring of command in her tone] Do that again.
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[fade back in]
....That is not usually how my combats end.
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No, it seems rather inconclusive, doesn't it?
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That does sound accurate.
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Your training in this arena appears to have been more extensive than mine.
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...And once I got to look at one of my senpai's novels on the subject. I'm still not sure why he left it where I could get to it.
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Most of my, erm, limited education on the subject comes from overhearing my soldiers talk. I was fairly sure they were exaggerating.
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[awkwardly] it is an enjoyable activity, however. I can see why they were invested in spending so much time pursuing it.