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crankycave2012-02-13 07:07 pm
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OMG VD!
[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.
Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]
Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]
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"Sei will do," she tells the young lady. Just a family name for now. "Won't you tell me about all the armies you've conquered?"
She pats the bench next to her. She's got a comb in her sleeve, doesn't she? She's not quite sure why, but she seriously wants to fuss with Celes's pretty hair and make it even prettier. Like with flowers and ribbons. And maybe hit her with a pillow. What.
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"It was only in the last two years that I actually commanded forces on the offense," she says quietly. "Most knew not to attack the empire, but I did have to make an example of a city called Maranda. They were attempting to incite rebellion. It was not much of a battle; their rebels were ill-trained and--" Is Sei combing her hair? That's...strange, but it feels very nice. She tries to remember what she was saying. "They hadn't much knowledge of tactics." She hesitates. "It is one thing to fight an army, and another to be told to raze the village entirely. At the time, the order seemed logical. Now it seems unfair."
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"Well!" she says brightly, "That must have been exciting!"
Braidy braidy braaaaaaid
"So, are there any young men in your life?"
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"There was one, after I left the army, but I think he's dead now. As near as I could tell before I...came here, everyone was dead. Or at least none of them were on the island with me." She is only blinking rapidly because of a knot that's being stubborn, yes, that is definitely the case here. "And you?"
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Yup, she's the soul of sympathy. But look what a nice folded-over bun she's managed to put Celes' hair into!
"Shall we find you a new one?"
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