OMG VD!

[cavedwellers]

[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.

Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]

Comments

[lifestudies]

I suppose there must be. But they've never been relevant to the purpose I was raised for.

[onlyhonournow]

[oh. those magic words. srs face. super close leanings in.]

Nobody can give you your purpose. You have to find it.

[lifestudies]

That sounds like a confusing way to live.

[onlyhonournow]

... Sometimes, yes. But nothing worth doing comes easy, or without a fight.