OMG VD!

[cavedwellers]

[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.

Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]

Comments

[onlyhonournow]

[looking kind of sad, for some reason]

Let me have this.

[wingedjustice]

I don't understand.

[onlyhonournow]

I don't know why, but I...

[conflicted. SO CONFLICTED WHY IS THIS HAPPENING why do I want this]

[wingedjustice]

[??????]

[onlyhonournow]

[CLOSING HIS EYES AND GOIN' FOR THE KISS it's a good thing robots for some reason have lips and working mouths?]

[wingedjustice]

[lucky us]

[onlyhonournow]

[gonna hate myself so much for this later, his hands are shaking a little]

[wingedjustice]

[well, that gets my attention more than anything]

[onlyhonournow]

[pulling away and looking kind of crushed]

[wingedjustice]

Drift. Explain.

[onlyhonournow]

... Sorry.

[is there a convenient stone cut out where I can just sit and look dejected?]

[wingedjustice]

That wasn't what I asked for.

[onlyhonournow]

You're right. They're playing a game with us and I lost.

[wingedjustice]

I'm always right, but that still isn't what I asked for.

[onlyhonournow]

... [looks up at him with an expression like he knows he's done something terribly wrong again]

[wingedjustice]

C'mon. You're no coward.

[onlyhonournow]

No, but I am a fool.

[wingedjustice]

I knew that already.

[onlyhonournow]

I should have fought it.

[wingedjustice]

So that wasn't entirely you.

[onlyhonournow]

[sheepish smile for second, before he frowns again]

... not entirely, no.

[wingedjustice]

But part of it was, right?

[onlyhonournow]

[looking straight at him without any sense of artifice]

Yes.

[wingedjustice]

That's all I wanted to know.

[onlyhonournow]

...