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CrankyCave NPCs ([personal profile] cavedwellers) wrote in [community profile] crankycave2012-02-13 07:07 pm

OMG VD!

[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.

Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Celes accepts the sweet and smiles awkwardly. "Thank you. I'm General--um, former General Celes Chere. May I ask your name?" She is fairly certain that is the correct mode of speech. Maybe.
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
That depends on what I was designing me for. If I wanted a loyal underling, I would not have given myself ambition; that leads to a desire to replace those above oneself, particularly if they're inferior in terms of capability.

...If I had been designing me for the purposes the Emperor did, I would also have neglected to instill a conscience, and would have kept me far away from anyone who might attempt to teach me one. Practically speaking, it only gets in the way when one wants an obedient soldier. Obedience above all. Assuming one is breeding a general to lead one's armies.

...Perhaps it's a good thing I didn't design me.
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[she makes a sharp little noise and arches up into his hand, short nails biting into his shoulders when she flexes her hand, and wraps her other hand around his cock. She keeps being fascinated by its texture and trying to explore.]
onlyhonournow: (fearless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-02-23 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[the hologram has a look on his face like it's trying to hold in laughter]

Well, what would you want to be designing yourself for?
ice_and_steel: Celes looking directly at the viewer (Default)

[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I--I don't even know what I'd want to design myself for. Why would I even want to design another human being? It's messy and complicated.

....What's funny?
onlyhonournow: (effortless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-02-23 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry. [HE'S REALLY CUTE DON'T BE MAD]

I'm just asking, what do you want out of yourself? Because you can have it. That's all that I mean.
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what I want out of myself. All I know how to do is be a soldier, I don't even know what else is out there.
onlyhonournow: (effortless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-02-23 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
But you want to find out, right?
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
....Yes.

[silent for a moment]

How did you figure this out? I mean...presumably you have free will...but...
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[personal profile] lifestudies 2012-02-23 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmnf, mmnn--

[pushing into her grip -- the sword calluses feel comfortably familiar, even if the angle is completely strange. biting at her lower lip and pressing his fingers in deeper]
onlyhonournow: (effortless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-02-23 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[the hologram rubs the back of his head and flashes a half-grimace, half-smile]

... Someone beat it into me.
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
aaaaah-- [she shifts her hips a little and presses back against his hand, trying to get his fingers deeper, and bites back, sliding her hand slowly along the length of him]
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[there is obviously a moment when she is wondering how that works from a physics standpoint, and then her eyes widen as she comes to the conclusion that there must be more like him out there, and then she shakes her head slightly]

I think that might go poorly if you tried it with me. I'm somewhat squishier than you are. But I'll try. To learn, I mean.
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[personal profile] lifestudies 2012-02-23 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[have either of us ever learned fuckall about safe sex? PROBABLY NOT. shifting between her legs]

Nnnh -- let me fuck you.
onlyhonournow: (effortless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-02-23 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[grinning]

I don't think that's necessary, as you're a lot less stubborn than I am, for one. For another, I think I'd sustain some pretty serious damage if I tried, and I would deserve it.
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[nearly laughs out loud at the idea that she is less stubborn than anyone]

[a bit playfully] I think perhaps you underestimate the will of an Imperial General.
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[she is pretty sure there was something that one of the many doctors who oversaw her childhood eventually told her something about why that would be a bad idea but those considerations seem much less important than this]

yes. [shifting her legs to make more room, biting the side of his neck because he makes pretty noises when she does that]
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[personal profile] lifestudies 2012-02-23 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[moaning at the bites, yes -- the little twinges and pains make everything so much more interesting! and he has only the vaguest idea of how to do this, and on the first attempt he just slides against her, but the second time he's bracing his cock with his hand, guiding it, and oh, it feels good to sink into her.]
onlyhonournow: (effortless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-02-23 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[hologram fakes a bow, still grinning]

My apologies.
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[she hisses a little, because that's actually kind of uncomfortable, but it gets better after a little bit and she arches her hips up, making pleased little sounds, and since he seems to like biting, she does it a little harder.]
lifestudies: (wai wai bishie)

[personal profile] lifestudies 2012-02-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[getting into a rhythm now, and it is suddenly clear why people put effort into getting to this point -- this feels really good! he wouldn't want the roughness to be one-sided, though; snarling a hand in her hair and pulling.]
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[the pulling on her hair makes her arch her spine and, oh, yeah, she can see why her soldiers talked about it so much if it feels anything like this for them. she wiggles a little and that makes the movement way better; she rakes her nails down his back and kisses him, hard]
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[personal profile] ice_and_steel 2012-02-23 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
oh, none necessary. [she salutes back, not as crisply as usual]

[still idly petting]

...so what is it that you want?
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[personal profile] pincerattack 2012-02-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[and now those claws are raking down his back and you're pretty sure you just bit through your own lip instead of his-- all the not-actually-jokes about being your own kismesis and making out with yourself notwithstanding, it actually is an accident, and not one you're inclined to care about just now. you're still not entirely sure how humans work in this regard, but if he keeps going like this you're going to need--]

We need a bucket, you stupid fuck.
onlyhonournow: (effortless)

[personal profile] onlyhonournow 2012-02-23 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
A world where no one has to be left behind. No suffering, no inequality. Peace. Harmony. A world where free will is celebrated, not censured.

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