[THERE WILL BE NO CARRYING HIM, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TROLL WILL SMITH OR TROLL HUGH JACKMAN OR JOHN HUMAN EGBERT? Also being your moirail is not exctly a frolic through the ground flora with docile hoofbeasts, either!]

Doesn't Tavros get a say? It's his recuperacoon!

[scraping the bottom of the metal storage drum for excuses now, Karkat.]