[WHAT IS EVEN WRONG WITH THIS HUMAN'S THINKPAN. He, uh. Almost sounds like a high-blood troll! Which is not really what Karkat needs right now, because all of them except Gamzee are the biggest douchebags in the universe. IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.]
What the actual fuck.
THAT'S NOT REALLY THE RIGHT ANSWER TO GIVE WHEN I DECLARE MY INTENT TO WIPE YOUR SPECIES OFF THE MAP AND GIVE ITS PLACE TO THE TROLLS WHO RIGHTFULLY OWN IT. I'M JUST SAYING.
...ALSO THERE IS OBVIOUSLY A MINIMUM AGE LIMIT OF TEN SWEEPS TO JOIN THE THRESHECUTIONERS, SO IT'LL BE AWHILE BEFORE I CAN START. WHY DOESN'T IT SURPRISE ME THAT HUMANS WOULD SEND WRIGGLERS OUT TO FIGHT THE SECOND THEY'RE OUT OF THE FUCKING COCOON? NO WONDER THE HUMANS I MET BEFORE WERE SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS, THEY MUST HAVE BEEN HIT OVER THE HEAD FIGHTING IN ONE OF YOUR WARS.
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What the actual fuck.
THAT'S NOT REALLY THE RIGHT ANSWER TO GIVE WHEN I DECLARE MY INTENT TO WIPE YOUR SPECIES OFF THE MAP AND GIVE ITS PLACE TO THE TROLLS WHO RIGHTFULLY OWN IT. I'M JUST SAYING.
...ALSO THERE IS OBVIOUSLY A MINIMUM AGE LIMIT OF TEN SWEEPS TO JOIN THE THRESHECUTIONERS, SO IT'LL BE AWHILE BEFORE I CAN START. WHY DOESN'T IT SURPRISE ME THAT HUMANS WOULD SEND WRIGGLERS OUT TO FIGHT THE SECOND THEY'RE OUT OF THE FUCKING COCOON? NO WONDER THE HUMANS I MET BEFORE WERE SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS, THEY MUST HAVE BEEN HIT OVER THE HEAD FIGHTING IN ONE OF YOUR WARS.