[what. WHAT. IF THIS SOME KIND OF HUMAN SARCASM UNDERSTATEMENT, then he is NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS. not that he ever is! BUT LESS SO THAN USUAL, EVEN. plus oh gog you have that hair. on your face. That wasn't made up to gross you out. don't stare at the human's unnatural facehair, Karkat.]

WELL, I WONDER WHY! IT'S NOT LIKE I JUST WOUND UP FALLING INTO A CAVE AND HITTING A BUNCH OF GOGDAMN ROCKS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I'M LUCKY I'M NOT FUCKING BLEEDING FROM IT. AND NOW THERE ARE A BUNCH OF HUMANS HERE, TOO, AND HUMANS ARE THE MOST THINKPAN-NUMBINGLY ANNOYING GRUBSUCKING CREATURES I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS IN THE ENTIRE COSMOS. WHEN I BECOME A THRESHECUTIONER I AM GOING TO THEIR MOTHERFUCKING PLANET AND WIPING IT OFF THE MAP IN THE NAME OF THE GOGDAMN EMPIRE.