We're not in the Kasugayama Bomb Shelter anymore, Dorothy.

[positively]

Oh, my-- it sure is dark in here, isn't it? It's a good thing I've got a flashlight.

Is anybody else lost down here? Stay where you are and call out, and I'll come to you with the light. I've learned my lesson about letting people run into cave walls in the dark!

Comments

[bythehorns]

Well, uh, I guess, it's really only happened, a few times, but it was, pretty bad....

[onlyhonournow]

[driving up to him slowly]

... how bad?

[bythehorns]

Well, uh, there was the time that, I got paralyzed, but, now I have these, new legs...

[peering at]

Are you, uh, controlling that device, from somewhere else?

[onlyhonournow]

About that.

... You might want to stand back a little.

[bythehorns]

Uh, I can, do that....

[maybe just a little bit of panic eye here ok]

[onlyhonournow]

... [transforming as quietly as he can and kneeling]

I guess it's a first for both of us.

[bythehorns]

...Wow.

You're, uh, the biggest robot, I've ever seen.

[onlyhonournow]

... That's a much better reaction than I was expecting.

[bythehorns]

One of my friends, was a robot, for a while.

[looks down]

And I guess, I'm kind of, a little bit robot now, too...

[onlyhonournow]

Who hurt you? Are they here?

[bythehorns]

I don't, think so.

I, uh, really hope not, actually....

[onlyhonournow]

... You're sure?

[bythehorns]

I definitely, haven't seen her, since I got here. Though I guess, we haven't explored a lot.

But I think, I will hope, she didn't come here.

[onlyhonournow]

Let's hope that she doesn't.

[bythehorns]

I'm glad, you think so too. That's, very nice of you, I think.

[onlyhonournow]

I wouldn't call it that.

[bythehorns]

You don't, think so?

[onlyhonournow]

... It's just the right thing to do. To make sure someone else doesn't get hurt.

[bythehorns]

I think that, sounds really nice.

It's just that, most trolls, don't think so, at all...

[onlyhonournow]

[kneeling is getting kind of uncomfortable. Trying to see if he can ... sit while still being alert.]

... Your people?

[bythehorns]

Yeah, uh, that's right.

You come from, a place that, doesn't have trolls?

[onlyhonournow]

I can't say I've met anyone quite like you before.

[bythehorns]

Well, I have never, met a robot, who could, turn into a transportation device.

[faygoandpie]

Whoa, brother. That was all up and motherfucking sweet.

[onlyhonournow]

... I try.