We're not in the Kasugayama Bomb Shelter anymore, Dorothy.

[positively]

Oh, my-- it sure is dark in here, isn't it? It's a good thing I've got a flashlight.

Is anybody else lost down here? Stay where you are and call out, and I'll come to you with the light. I've learned my lesson about letting people run into cave walls in the dark!

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[bythehorns]

Haha, only, not molten hot, because, I don't think I would like that, very much.

[positively]

There were? Like, there are lots of trolls where you're from and there just aren't a lot of them here? [hopefully you don't mean something bad happened to them all :( ]

Oh? I hope in a nice way!

[positively]

What do you say we quest our way out of this cave and show it who's in charge?

[faygoandpie]

Gogdamn, sis, you are just full the fuck up with good ideas.

[bythehorns]

Uh, like that, but also like, our world got destroyed, but you probably, don't want to hear about that...

She was, really nice, and I liked her a lot. Probably, I think, she was younger than you, but, I'm not really sure, since I don't know that much, about humans.

[positively]

[and out comes one of the adorable pink guns-- just one, though, because a girl's got to have a free hand to hold up the flashlight-- and points at the ceiling]

You hear that, cave? You're not going to win.

[faygoandpie]

Haha, that's right, the only thing molten hot around here is our motherfucking victory dance, little bro!

[positively]

D-Destroyed? [what is up with worlds getting destroyed, anyway? maybe that's what everybody here has in common?]

Mine... actually did too, but we got it back. So if you want to talk about it, I'll listen!

[bythehorns]

I will be sure, to practice, with my new legs, so I can do a good job, with that.

[faygoandpie]

Haha, fuck, you're all up in some wicked shit, sis, and I am digging the fuck out of it!

[bythehorns]

That's pretty encouraging, to hear that, because maybe, we'll figure out how to fix it too. Everyone was, trying pretty hard.

[positively]

Just... be careful. A lot of people got hurt fixing mine. It was worth it, but at the same time... the person who got hurt most was someone I care about a lot.

[positively]

That's me, Maya Amano, ace reporter and queen of whoop-ass!

[bythehorns]

I'm sorry to hear that, about your friend. I hope they're, okay now.

[faygoandpie]

No worries, if you fall, I'll be right the fuck there to be all helping you right back up.

[bythehorns]

Then I'm, extra glad, that you're here with me.

[positively]

He's okay now. Thank you.

[faygoandpie]

[makes a bowing motion]

whoa, shit, hail to the motherfucking queen!

[bythehorns]

...I guess maybe, uh, we should be trying to figure out, what this sidequest is for, so we can, get out of the cave.

[faygoandpie]

[ruffles Tav's hair like a motherfucker!]

You keep going and you're going to catch up with how motherfucking glad I am that you're here, bro!

[bythehorns]

[I will get used to the touching eventually! I will!]

Okay, let's, uh, go see if we can find some clues, what we should be doing, while we're here.

[onlyhonournow]

[there appears to be a car?? in the cave. with its lights on.]

[geez, what an irresponsible driver??]

[bythehorns]

[squinting]

Wow, that's, a lot of light....

[onlyhonournow]

[. . . lights blink once, as if in surprise]

[bythehorns]

Uh, who's there?