[...huh, you actually have to think about this one. it doesn't exactly come up often.]
NOT BEING SO GODDAMN HIGH UP IN THE AIR. NOT HAVING PEOPLE UPSETTING MY FRIENDS. FOR MY LIFE NOT TO BE SO AWKWARD, FOR THE UNIVERSE NOT TO HAVE IT IN FOR ME, FOR PAST ME NOT TO BE THE ONLY BEING STUPIDER AND MORE ANNOYING THAN FUTURE ME, IF I WAS COOLER, IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO LEAD AROUND A BUNCH OF SIX AND A HALF SWEEPS GOING ON TWO SWEEPS WRIGGLERS WHO CAN'T GO ONE DAY WITHOUT TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER OR LEAVING A GIANT MESS IN SOME COMMUNAL AREA FOR PEOPLE TO TRIP OVER AND BY PEOPLE I MEAN ME, AND DID I MENTION NOT BEING REALLY HIGH UP RIGHT NOW?
THAT'S A GOOD STARTER LIST, BUT WE CAN KEEP THIS GOING ALL DAY.
WHATEVER NEFARIOUS PURPOSE YOU WANTED THAT LIST FOR DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, SINCE THE UNIVERSE HAS ALREADY ENACTED EVERY ITEM ON IT UPON MY POOR, BLEEDING SOUL.
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NOT BEING SO GODDAMN HIGH UP IN THE AIR. NOT HAVING PEOPLE UPSETTING MY FRIENDS. FOR MY LIFE NOT TO BE SO AWKWARD, FOR THE UNIVERSE NOT TO HAVE IT IN FOR ME, FOR PAST ME NOT TO BE THE ONLY BEING STUPIDER AND MORE ANNOYING THAN FUTURE ME, IF I WAS COOLER, IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO LEAD AROUND A BUNCH OF SIX AND A HALF SWEEPS GOING ON TWO SWEEPS WRIGGLERS WHO CAN'T GO ONE DAY WITHOUT TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER OR LEAVING A GIANT MESS IN SOME COMMUNAL AREA FOR PEOPLE TO TRIP OVER AND BY PEOPLE I MEAN ME, AND DID I MENTION NOT BEING REALLY HIGH UP RIGHT NOW?
THAT'S A GOOD STARTER LIST, BUT WE CAN KEEP THIS GOING ALL DAY.
WHATEVER NEFARIOUS PURPOSE YOU WANTED THAT LIST FOR DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, SINCE THE UNIVERSE HAS ALREADY ENACTED EVERY ITEM ON IT UPON MY POOR, BLEEDING SOUL.