[that is one ACROBATIC PIROUETTE off the motherfucking handle, sir threshecutioner, where by MOTHERFUCKING HANDLE we actually mean PLAINS OF SPITE. You vault straight over the alot's appallingly drab horns and land on its shaggy back, racking up 300 BONUS POINTS in the process. The alot BELLOWS and takes off at TOP SPEED across the plain: sadly, this is more of a TRUNDLE than a GALLOP.]