[stupid cape, it's unassailable proof of her witchery. ...and her douchebaggery. because seriously, who the fuck wears a cape?]

HEY, SOMETHING WE FINALLY AGREE ON! BECAUSE EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND MY THINKPAN HAS NOT EXPLODED INTO TINY FUCKING PIECES FROM THE EVER-PRESENT HEADACHE I HAVE FROM HERDING IDIOTS WHILE THE UNIVERSE PLOTS AGAINST ME IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING SURPRISE TO ME!