ALL WIZARDS ARE INHERENTLY AWFUL, IT'S A FACT OF LIFE. I'M SHOCKED YOU AREN'T PRANCING AROUND IN A SCARF AND CAPE LIKE THE PRINCE OF GODDAMN HOPE, CONSIDERING I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S THE ONLY WIZARD WHO EXISTS IN MY UNIVERSE. IT WAS A REFLECTION ON YOUR STATE OF BEING IN THE UNIVERSE, NOT YOUR CONCUPISCENT HABITS OR YOUR SKILLS.

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I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE SAME DISGUSTING GENITALIA THAT HUMANS DO.