I am not a shitty fucking wizard. I have neither intention of fucking you, nor bad magic skills. I am actually quite good at this; I was designed for it.

[It's kind of a relief to find someone here she doesn't feel bad about being an ice queen at. Everybody's so nice. Which is great, but also confusing. She was starting to think she fell into reverse world.]

Oh, everybody finds something to equate with dick size. Humans say it has something to do with the size of one's hands or feet.

[slow, sharp smile]

You do realize that your enthusiastic shouting about the matter really only proves my point, right?