[w-what the fuck WE DON'T NEED ANY SHITTY HIPSTER MAGIC HERE.]
OH NO NO NO, NO MORE SHITTY FUCKING WIZARDS! I MUST HAVE MADE A FUCKING MEMO ABOUT THAT. SOMEWHERE. SOMETIME. PAST ME IS AN EVEN BIGGER IDIOT THAN I THOUGHT IF I DIDN'T.
[you sort of follow her gaze, until you realize oh no she didn't]
WHAT KIND OF SHITTY FUCKING SPECIES EQUATES HORN SIZE WITH BULGE SIZE, THAT'S ONE OF THE STUPIDEST THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD. AND I KNOW SO MANY STUPID PEOPLE THE VERY THOUGHT OF COUNTING MAKES MY BRAIN WANT TO RUN AND HIDE. [still ouch, cheap shot bringing in the nubbins.]
no subject
OH NO NO NO, NO MORE SHITTY FUCKING WIZARDS! I MUST HAVE MADE A FUCKING MEMO ABOUT THAT. SOMEWHERE. SOMETIME. PAST ME IS AN EVEN BIGGER IDIOT THAN I THOUGHT IF I DIDN'T.
[you sort of follow her gaze, until you realize oh no she didn't]
WHAT KIND OF SHITTY FUCKING SPECIES EQUATES HORN SIZE WITH BULGE SIZE, THAT'S ONE OF THE STUPIDEST THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD. AND I KNOW SO MANY STUPID PEOPLE THE VERY THOUGHT OF COUNTING MAKES MY BRAIN WANT TO RUN AND HIDE. [still ouch, cheap shot bringing in the nubbins.]